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The one about HOMEMADE MOTHERFRICKING CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!

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It's that glorious time of year. You know the one I'm talking about. The one where you just throw shit randomly into the crockpot, crossing your fingers that it turns out edible. The time of year where you pin shit like some sort of internet crazed crack addict. A crack addict whose cocaine is delicious soups and shit. Because, let's be honest here. Is there any freaking thing better on this green Earth then eating soup on a cold day? Or an unseasonably hot day? It was 87 degrees here today. Go home Missouri, you're drunk. It's almost November. You know what, I looked that hot day in the face and I said, "Kiss my ass, hot day. I'm fucking throwing shit in my crockpot anyway." And I did. And because I'm the generous type, I'm going to share that with you. I'm also going to share this poorly photo shopped picture of Prince's head on someone else's body eating soup, because it's guaranteed to give you this result when you eat it.